Sounds bleak down there.

You play a bald, sharply dressed sneak thief.

Here’s a trailer.

‘bout to bonk someone with a bat in stealth game Sipssassin.

Many classic stealth tricks are available to you.

Disguising yourself as a security guard.

Hiding in a cardboard box.

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Burying yourself in a ridiculously-placed hay bale.

Putting a moose head over your victim’s eyes so they can’t see you pinch their margarita.

You’re not confined to just Agent 47’s disappointing son, either.

There are four game modes in all.

‘Sipstraction’ tasks you simply with stealing six drinks then scoring you on how many times you were discovered.

I’ll let good mateSteamdescribe the features.

That’s just good business sense, that.

Sipsassin is due out on May 2nd, 2025.

No price details, yet.

Slightly more than a wasp pint, presumably.