The questions begin with relatively innocuous, CAPTCHA-style inquiries, such as “is this a door?”
accompanied by a picture of a face.
A few minutes later, there’s stuff like “Are you alone?”
and “Is it safe to be alone?”
“Hold shift to run” anytime now, Silkbulb Test.
Hang on, the full game sounds worse.
It’s an asymmetrical co-op and single player horror “experience”.
Just like shopping at Budgens, then.
Your principle tool in navigating these perils looks like it’s a customisable “Safe-T-Face”.
It works like Alien’s proximity detector, alerting you to threats in the dark.
That’s the Safe-T-Face in the header image, I think.
No, not Wishlisty,our purple mascot, the other one.
Too white, too white.
Time to disconnect from the wi-fi with a vengeance and go look out the window again.
