I apologise for that rogueish act of wanton bamboozlement, and I hope we can still be friends.
Not least so we may one day play Shovel Knight together.
Its got couch co-op!

sticker to sit alongside Bestest Best.
I even made a mock-up in Paint.
It had two anthropomorphic gherkins sitting beside each other on a couch.

Alice Bee (RPS in peace) did not care for it.
On reflection, she was probably right.
Still, its a fine feature, and one Shovel Knight introduced to PC in their Treasure Trove edition.
Now, its being joined by online multiplayer.
This sits alongside over 300 classic gameplay-twisting cheats, and extra modes.
Specifically Challenge Stages, Custom Knight, and the Battle Ghost Arena.
A noble goal for a noble knight.