While this is arguably a poor use of my time, I enjoy the processand technically it is productive.

Great for me as an avid readme reader, less exciting for website readers.

And the mod’s download page has only a single muddy screenshot to show.

A tiny downscaled Argonian stands next to a stripy cat in a modded Morrowind screenshot.

I did not expect this to take so long.

First problem, Morrowind is a 20-year-old game.

Off to the pretty coastal city of Vivec!

Stripes the cat sits before a silt strider in a Morrowind mod screenshot.

The teleport cheat dumps me near a nice bay with a wee island.

Because I’m in my starter gear, I am instantly supermurdered.

Morrowind’s camera is not conducive to photography.

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Rather than hunt for camera mods, I remember a useful console command.

I was very pleased to think of this solution.

After a few snaps, I have a screenshot I’m happy with.

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Finally, time to record a video.

Rather than hunt for mudcrabs, I use console commands to spawn a load.

But now I’m not only herding a cat, I’m herding AI-controlled crustaceans too.

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Many crabfights come out poorly on video.

I ended up with loads of naff takes looking broadly like this:

Not good enough.

It’s not that I think the video I ended up making is amazing, but it’s better.

It’s a video I think is good enough for a post.

I’m finally done.

I think it was worth it.

An invaluable use of my time!

Now I just need a fun video clip for our tweet about this post…