Fin-dustrialism

The space industrialism ofSatisfactoryis distinct from other efficiency sims about making endless conveyor belts in two important ways.

Two: there is a dedicated coffee cup item from which it’s possible for you to leisurely sip.

It’s been in early access since 2019 and, hey, it’srather good.

A player in Satisfactory drives a big tractor through a green landscape as an alien pet sits on the vehicle. In the background a factory pumps out smoke.

We knew developers Coffee Stain wereplanning a 1.0 release this year.

But more concrete details from management have finally trickled down to the little guy.

Version 1.0 will hit stores on September 10th, they say.

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I’ve heard that’s really pleasant.

Since then the developers have addedhoverpacks,boomboxes, and apeaceful modethat renders alien creatures non-aggressive.

They addedhuge trainsin an early update.

Then gave the trains signal lightsso they wouldn’t crash.

What, you think I have time to learn a planet’s name?

I’m busy pumping all the water out of this river.

Satisfactory has sold more than 5.5 million copies, say Coffee Stain.

It feels unusually self-aware.

It also has one ofmy favourite cars in video games.

And, in a stroke of summer luck, it is currentlyhalf price in the Steam Summer Sale.

With the caveat, of course, that you will likely lose weeks of your life to it.