Well, we thought we better answer that question by going straight to the source.
But then, disaster struck.
Dante clearly had it wrong.

The golfing itself is delightfully simple.
All it involves is two button taps: power and pitch.
The twist is that these are no ordinary golf holes.
And if you die?
It is a roguelike, after all.
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