Save yourself the torment of an 80 minute stream

Pretend it’s Thursday for a second.

Here’s everything you gotta know from the Gearbox Main Theatre Show panel in 5 minutes.

In truth, there weresomeannouncements.

A Borderlands bandit in a mask points fingerguns at his own head.

The rest, though, was a big load of nothing.

Trailers for games we already knew about.

Trailers for games that are already out.

Good times, those, good times.

That’s all you need.

None of this hour and 20 minutes nonsense, oh no.