I have grown so very old since 2015, and this game is now too much for me.
Space Beast Terror Fright draws clear inspiration from Aliens.
A motion tracker blip-blips at the bottom of your screen.
you’re free to find sentry guns to activate and watch your back.
You have a big gun.
You’re on a salvage mission into a creaking derelict.
But unlike most video games inspired by Aliens, you’re just as squishy as those movie marines.
If even one alien reaches you, you’re likely dead.
But if you die, it’s game over, man.
Time to pull another marine out of cryosleep.
And since I last played seven years ago, I have grown old.
I am inept and slow and I can’t see what’s happening and it hurts my eyes.
I am officially too old for this video game.
Space Beast Terror Fright was never easy but I was good at it, once.
Now, look, watch as I die barely five minutes into a run.
How did I get to be this old?
Will I get even worse than this?
Will I die soon?
I think I will be grateful when I die soon.
Humans weren’t meant to live to the age of 38.
Space Beast Terror Fright is available nowon Steamfor 11/15/$15.
If you have pals hungry for co-op, you get one copy free when you buy a four-pack.
Oh, to be young, and have young friends!
I remember those days.
By the time I realised they had ended, it was far too late.
