I trust you will pace yourself and enjoy these traditions responsibily, like a Cadbury selection box.

Or slam right through them, that’s fine too.

you might download it for freeover here, so do so.

Hot Dad stands atop the giant word PAIN while Dave Pino rocks out in the music video for Christmas Pain In Christmas Town.

Destroy snowmen with your Dracula karate!

Get in a dance-off with the Grinch!

All the Christmas stuff.

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I can’t help it.

“Midnight, one more night without sleeping.

Watching ‘til that morning comes creeping.”

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Same as how Bruce Springsteen’s Born In The U.S.A. has become a patriotic anthem.

As Christmas Eve draws nearer, Green Door is playing on a loop in the back of my head.

Christmas Pain In Christmas Town is fromexcellent 90s Internet detective game Hypnospace Outlaw.

c’mon, Carly Rae.

Hypnoheads might also enjoy Liam’sreviews and ranking of Chowder Man songs.

Yes, of course he made the correct decision.

It’s fine, really, and a bit funny.

Those who live by Christmas Pain In Christmas Town die by Christmas Pain In Christmas Town.

But they also get to fly on Santa’s sleigh, so that’s just grand.

Merry Christmas, everyone!