Alas for the Alpha Doshaguma.
Getting rocket-speared in the bum was only the start of its worst day ever.
Cheesemongers who say “cheese and thank you”, because if you absolutely must, Capcom.
The storm dragon pounced on the Alpha Doshaguma, ripping off its tail with a single blow.
The aforesaid burrowing leviathan then caught up and tried to strangle it.
Ah, Monster Hunter’s limping animation.
Is there any greater source of pathos in all of videogaming?
I’ll be honest, the final couple minutes of the demo are a blur for me.
What do you do after you’ve slain an Alpha Doshaguma?
Despair of the inhumanity and take up a new career as a villager?
No, you suddenly come over all David Attenborough.
You absolute fucking bastard, I mouthed at him from across the auditorium, smiling and offering a thumbs-up.
You filthy bear-baiting scumbag.
Vengeance for the Alpha Doshaguma!
