I found these “Toymovies” hysterical as a kid - I suspect they are less so now.
Probably, they are full of jokes we might tentatively class as “of their time”.
The point is,Reptilian Risingis sort of Toymovie: The Game.
The reservations mostly concern the humour.
This is one of those retro parodies that falls over itself to pile reference atop allusion atop in-joke.
I get it, St George - you’re a braying blue-blooded spoof.
hey put that line about ye olde butt-kicking on cooldown.
I was tempted to stop playing, after a few moments of St Georgian patter.
Beneath the whimsy, Reptilian Rising is quite a sober tactics game.
He has it coming, the bellowing nuisance.
Let us rip the cardboard.
Also, maybe a simulation of authentic wear and tear?
I kind of want my Einstein to look like the dog has tried to eat him.
Reptilian Rising doesn’t have a release date yet.
While we’re talking figurines, let me nudge you towards rad Celtic oddityJuderoand the work ofJack King-Spoonerin general.
If Reptilian Rising is Adam & Joe, King-Spooner’s creations have more in common withMad God.
