Except RPS, obviously.
Did I ever tell you about the time I was smuggling pears and USB-C cords through the Spanish Main?
Was during the great USB-C shortage of 1687, you see.
Which, of course, they had been for a bit.
There was seven prototype designs back then.
The seven Cs, we called em.
Anyway, we grabbed ‘em all.
Also, we grabbed some pears, in case we got hungry.
I still dont know, and I dont care.
We just managed to get to shore when we realised what the problem was.
In our haste to leave harbour, wed made a classic mistake.
Do keep checking RPS though, natch.
