The PR did some Office Space jokes in the email, so I pretty much had to cover it.
Unrelated but does anyone remember those Casper The Friendly Ghost ice lollies?
They were S-tier, and I must assume they havent existed for decades, although I havent gone looking.

Casper-heads, feel free to chime in with pertinent info.
Anyway, you get a certain amount of possessions to cause as much chaos as possible.
Maybe you could send a monitor flying into that vending machine?
Who knows what might happen then?
I bet itll be good though.
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