What is wrong with his mouth???

Readers, I have a confession to make.

I might have to stop playingStarfield.

A close-up crop of a bearded, balding man in Starfield

Not because its main story quests are intensely boring and repetitive.

And not because itsplanets are all mostly dull, lifeless husks.

Why is he like this?

A red-haired woman standing next to her father in Starfield

I can totally see the resemblance!"

The nose is different, the mouth is different.

Heck, even his eyelashes are longer than mine!

A balding man talks to the player in Starfield

But at least her features are all in proportion.

You want us to… kick him out for you?"

you’ve got the option to’t take them anywhere.

A balding man looks at the player sitting sideways in Starfield

Really, I should just remove theKid Stuff traitand pretend like this all never happened.

I think it would be better for everyone’s sake if I did.

Seriously, I hate to think of the state of his beard under there.

A balding man with a red-haired woman in Starfield

Shaving it must be a nightmare…

A side on shot of a balding man in Starfield