They’ve also announced a console version, but we don’t care for such things.

Or even “worrying overtones” - Satisfactory’s satire of space capitalism isn’t exactly subtle.

And also, a relatively laidback one given a sufficient quantity of spare leisure hours.

A Satisfactory character sitting on a conveyor belt with the caption “Satisfactory 1.0”

“But the opposite is also true.

you could, like me, play the whole thing by ear.

Make a shitty factory.

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You’re the only human on the planet, no one is going to fire you.”

Satisfactory has come a ways since Brendy stunk up the early access build with his excess plumbing.

Dimensional Depots, meanwhile, “offer an efficient option for inventory management” powered by Strange Alien Matter.

I am guessing they let you store things in alternate dimensions.

Personally, I’ve only ever sunk a piffling 10 hours into the early access build.

I engineered some kind of logjam involving smelters and couldn’t be arsed to fix it.

This is my cue to start afresh.