Thisactionroguelike reeks of concentrated internet like a week old-slice nestled amidst a stack of free AOL disks.

Its cute and fun andfree, and thats enough for me.

The first one I get lets my slice shoot homing mushrooms, and my second is bouncing anchovies.

A floating slice of pizza shoots flying monsters with the help of a dog in Pizza Hero.

Theres an observation about pavlovian training here but, shut up, Im a pizza!

Say, if youre spiritually opposed to ranch on pizza.

UK folk, have you had ranch before?

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There was nochristmas pizza, unfortunately, but if there was I would have drowned it.

Here, the ranch acts as that SHMUP classic, a little floating companion gun.