Thisactionroguelike reeks of concentrated internet like a week old-slice nestled amidst a stack of free AOL disks.
Its cute and fun andfree, and thats enough for me.
The first one I get lets my slice shoot homing mushrooms, and my second is bouncing anchovies.

Theres an observation about pavlovian training here but, shut up, Im a pizza!
Say, if youre spiritually opposed to ranch on pizza.
UK folk, have you had ranch before?

There was nochristmas pizza, unfortunately, but if there was I would have drowned it.
Here, the ranch acts as that SHMUP classic, a little floating companion gun.