For that reason alone, Palworld can feel about as soulless and cynical as it comes.

But that’s not the worst of it.

If it’s a Pokemon game on PC you’re after, go and playCassette Beasts.

The player rides on the back of a monster with a chaingun in Palworld.

Go and playCoromon,TemTem, orMonster Sanctuary.Anythingbut this.

These are cute Pokemon clones we’re talking about, surely?

How arethesemeant to be believably bloodthirsty savages?

A woman talks to a survivor at a campfire in Palworld

Indeed, your instincts are immediately proven correct as soon as you come within spitting distance of them.

And look, I know Pokemon itself isn’t entirely innocent.

), and sticking them in tiny balls until the end of their earthly lives.

A woman approaches a large forest elephant with a spear in Palworld

They are stories that champion the power of the heart and soul.

But unfortunately, Palworld doesn’t even have the faintest concept of what these things are.

Once you’ve beaten your pal into submission with your own fists, it’s time to capture them.

A woman watches a dead chicken roll around on the ground in Palworld

You have no control over what attacks they dole out.

They’re just there, in the background, helping to divert attention away from your club/spear/torch batterings.

But this is not making them happy or building up some kind of affection bar.

A woman pets a large pink cat creature in Palworld

It’s all take-take-take in Palworld, and never about giving anything back.

A woman shoots a bow and arrow at a fire fox creature in Palworld

A woman attacks a monster with a spear by the beach in Palworld