I met a money-eating axe murderer in Sorry We're Closed and now so can you
Aside from being a dry reflection of tabloid reporting on women who commit crimes (bad woman! sexy, bad woman!) this is also the kind of incidental character-building you might expect in this perky, retro-styled survival horror. It plays likeSilent Hillcharged with the hot pink body horror ofPorpentineinteractive fiction. It’s all given that late-90s Resident Evil look with cameras both fixed and following. She’s a real catch. I’m not the first of us to crawl through the demo, of course....