You wish for health and it turns out you could’t die.

You wish for a personal chef, but it turns out he only does offal.

You should, as the saying goes, be careful what you wish for.

Octavio from New Tales From The Borderlands standing on a street arguing with assassin robot LOU13

I’m sorry I wished forNew Tales From the Borderlands, everyone.

These accumulate over the course of several episodes and ultimately contribute to the outcome of the story.

I have wanted more Tales From The Borderlands for almost a decade now.

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And it fuckin' sucks.

They are also accompanied by a robot called LOU13, pronounced Louis.

I honestly don’t like being very mean about games.

Anu from New Tales From The Borderlands tries to convince Fran to join their mission to break into a Vault

All this does is prove that Gearbox cannot be trusted with their own IP anymore.

Apart from the best one.

Just play Tales From The Borderlands.

AVaultlanders mini-game fight in New Tales From The Borderlands

Anu from New Tales From The Borderlands has landed on a matress and pillows, next to a sign saying ‘Paula’s conveniently placed pillows’

The title card intro for Diamond Danielle in New Tales From The Borderlands

Brock, a walking talking gun from New Tales From The Borderlands, threatens the main characters