askedMotordoom, to which I became so instantly hyperactive I somehow worked out how to headbutt my own face.

Of course I want to put a chainsaw on the front of my bike, Motordoom.

Obviously I want a rougelike-able upgrade that perchance may set my demonic enemies on fire.

Two skeletons ride a bike and sidecar while shooting a gun in Motordoom.

Yes, Id like to combine a sick manual with anaction gamekillstreak for a very large combo, Motordoom.

Is this what overly concerned parents thought PS1 games were actually like?

If I got a disc with thisdemoon as a kid, Id be significantly radder than I am today.

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I must ask, though: why is the crucial umlaut absent from the actual Steam title?

Its a mystery, though not one Im willing to unpack right now.

Im playing Motordoom, you see.

“Combine your trick combo with kills to earn even more points.

Once you land your combo, gain experience points as high as the combo score.

“These upgrades grant you more power to defeat the ever growing horde of grotesque monsters.

So jump up in the air, slow down time and shoot these demonic abominations!”

Its already sold me enough on the concept enough to get better at it though.

And yet, 20% less than almost irresponsibly rad is still very rad.

I await its full release with bated umlauts.