In my case, that job sim isMedieval Machines Builder, probably better known as Siege Weapon Builder.

Itsfree-to-play prologuegoes live later this week, on top of ademofrom last year.

Let me do a quick 400 words on this?

A ballista (giant crossbow) being aimed at a castle in Medieval Machines Builder.

“Thanks to your creations you will conquer more than one castle,” it intones.

“The knights wage wars, but thanks to your machines they win them.

You are Medieval Machines Builder.”

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Oh my god, I’m crying.

Also cows, for the Monty Pythons among us.

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