“Boom, that’s it.”

He thinks it would be a “guaranteed success”.

I’m not saying I dislike the idea of splitscreen Splinter Cell.

Sam Fisher is the protagonist of Ubisoft’s espionage stealth series Splinter Cell, which is being remade for a modern-day audience.

But come now, Master Fares.

I know you’ve got to uphold yourreputation for slashing up displaysbut just, have some dignity.

Imagine the dozens of green laser dots slowly appearing on Guillemot’s face.

Imagine the glisten of a thousand karambits being drawn from utility belts.

“So many people are playing these games, and people love them.

“Boom, that’s it.

That’s a guaranteed success for them; it’s for you, Ubisoft.

you’re free to get it for free from me.”

Also he’s voiced by Michael Ironside, who sounds like a sexy chainsaw.