You don’t remember?
Well, it has been a long year.
Never mind, The Crush House now has a release date.

But I’m not telling you what it is until you come watch the new trailer.
Okay, it’s August 9th this year.
That’s the release date.

you’re able to go now if you like but I quite like having you here.
hey don’t go, I have more thoughts.
It’s being made by Nerial, the developer ofReigns, aka “Crusader Kingsbut on Tinder”.
For me this is an encouraging sign.
Crush House looks very different, as you’re free to see.
It has a Malibu beach house for one thing.
Crusty old kings don’t have that.
There’s alsoa demo on Steam, the publishers say.
That’s cracker, welove a demo.
I’m glad it’s not.
Falling down a rabbit hole of production company misdeeds and unsettling Furby-like toys sounds way more interesting.