But it is not yet 13th March, so let us dare to dream.
A game in which my choice of do has a bearing upon international politics.
In which I mull my own beard oil from juniper berries and slaughtered moles.
The barber sim is a richly confusing genre.
But alas, an underpopulated one.
Mostly, that search term turns up games featuring BBQs, barbarians or women called Barbara.
Barbering would fit right into Deliverance 2, I think.
See, I’m already an expert on hair.
Don’t make me have carried out all this research for nothing, Warhorse.
Don’t let me down on 13th March.
