Legs for days
Listen, theres no reason to beat around the bush with this one.Anger Footis amazing.
It was amazing when I played itsearly build last year, and itsSteam Next Fest demois somehow even better.
How could it not be!
Have you seen it?
Anger Foot is a game about kicking doors at muppet men.
OK fine, I guess Ill elaborate.
I suppose thats my job.
Right so, rememberHotline Miami?
Anger Foot is a first-person Hotline Miami.
I doubt even developer Free Lives would find that comparison too reductive, to be honest.
You begin each level unarmed but dangerously legged.
Your kick is your primary weapon and oh reader, what a kick this is.
Capable of crunching the bones of any goons that dare to stand in your way.
Along the way are a couple of dozen colourful bad guys.
Dudes with human hands for a head.
Poochie from the Simpsons.
This little moment-to-moment calculation is where Anger Foot is at its most Hotline Miami-y.
Who do I kill first?
The hand-headed lad with the shotgun?
The dog-man with the uzi?
Maybe I just kick a barrel instead, obliterating them all as soon as I enter the room.
Its fun, and works brilliantly in first person, too.
I guess thats why you might take a few more hits than Miami Man?
This game is smart.
But only to a point!
Its also super dumb, and thats where the magic lies for me.
It has this really compelling art style that looks like it belongs on the underside of a skateboard.
Goofy and gross, but bursting with colour.
I think its safe to say I like Anger Foot so far.
I think its great, actually.
Have you ever kicked a helicopter to bits before?
Of course, you havent.
Go and play Anger Foot and change that about yourself.
You wont regret it.
