That is because cats will not stoop to such frivolities, where it can be reasonably avoided.
Cats are too self-respecting to get caught up in silly online multiplayer party games.
Don’t insult their intelligence, their divinity, their mastery of the environment and of your emotions.
What?Jumping Jazz Cats?
I won’t recognise it.
This is a work of impossible sedition.
Impossible, cute sedition.
Pay no attention to the trailer below.
Well done, Team 17 copywriter.
I would not have been able to resist.
As the owner of a cat I can only say: correct.
If anything, it is not chaotic enough.
My favourite jazz musician cat remains fellow Irish strayThomas O’Malleyfrom The Aristocats, aka Baloo but small and ginger.
You know, we have a list ofthe best cats in games.
Do we need to update that listicle?
I don’t know.
What would a cat do?
Yes, you’re right.
They’d climb the curtains, shred the sofa, and then go to sleep.
The list update can wait.
