And then I thought, no: the people need to know.

Not about the game itself, since it’s been announced for a while.

Its an extremely niche set of parameters and Im elated its finally been fulfilled.

A mech with buzzsaws in FPS Mekkablood: Quarry Assault.

boasts theDuke Nukemsoundalike in the trailer.

At least, I assume its bums.

It might be something more wholesome.

Cover image for YouTube video

Or something much, much worse.

Either way, Im down.

Thats all the motivation I need these days.

Heres what theSteam pagehas to say:

The Year is 2082.

You play the role of Bill, a grizzled, and extremely hairy robojockey.

And here are some features.

Just the absolute best features.

The in-cockpit view gives the retro 16-bit FPS feel a whole new twist.

And his weapons pack a punch!

Make Swiss cheese of the enemies with bullets from afar or get up-close and personal with your dual saws.

Story

Bill is a grizzled, and extremely hairy middle-aged man who doesnt take shit from anyone.

Secrets

Discover secret areas in each level to find back your limited edition dash figurines.

Spruce up your cockpit and watch them shake & sway along with the action.