I need to avoid any complicated write-ups, or my brain will detonate similarly and paint north London grey.
Ah, a minigolf game!
I think I can just about hack the concept of minigolf, on this most desperate of Mondays.
It is golf but mini.
Why, I’ve managed to write 100 words without even looking at the Steam page.
Let’s do so now.
Wait a minute, this isn’t minigolf.
It’s Mini Mini Golf Golf.
What is Mini Mini Golf Golf?
“This is not a game about minigolf.”
It is too late to flee.
Find a demo for Mini Mini Golf Golf on the Steam page.
It’s kind of great.
I don’t encourage you to play it if you’re having trouble seeing straight.
There appear to be two halves to the game.
On the other hand, you’re able to use one of the displays to play isometric minigolf.
It’s pretty simple, at first: drag-tap the mouse to aim and power up a shot.
But then Plot happens, and the minigolf game-within-the-game comes over allPony Island.
The courses evolve from cutesy dioramas into connectible grid fragments and chunks of abstract factory line.
One level resembles a map of tectonic activity.
The ball starts to spell out words.
“Nice to meet you,” it says.
Look ball, I am just trying to play regular minigolf.
The ball has no time for my immense fatigue and suffering.
It wishes to tell me about its difficult childhood.
“It is incomplete, more than human, and tired.”
Mini Mini Golf Golf is out on 28th November.
Perhaps there’s a level inWhat The Golf?that compares?
