While I’m still working on it, publishers and movie producers have already shown great interest.
5arah.eth flicked off her augmented reality video overlay and cursed.
Damn, the Web 2.0 centralisers had finally cracked down on Elizab.eth, her favourite content creator.
“Guess who’s back, motherfungers.”
Lot to take in, isn’t it?
Since then, they’ve only grown harsher.
Everyone now lives in dense megacities which look likeBlade RunnerorCyberpunk 2077.
History presents this ‘rewilding’ as attaining utopia.
Will no one stand for the future’s future?
A new cryptorebel movement is forming, though even its leaders don’t yet know they’ll lead it.
SunsetStrip is about to E.X.P.L.O.D.E.
It’s fresh yet rooted in rich crypto culture.
“Why don’t you Alt-F4?
“ape- any hot NFT, not just an Ape.apeless- uncool.
No thanks!drop- news/happening.
“What’s the drop?
“funge- a flavourful, PG-rated, and trademarkable alternative to the ‘F’ swearing word.
If non-fungible is good, fungible is bad.
From crypto transfer fees.hedgie- jerk.
From hedge funds, the villains who tried to pulp GameStop.
“Go funge yourself, you apeless hedgie.
“metaverse- any online space controlled by Web 2.0 corpos.
From both mint and minting an NFT.
From the Shiba Inu cryptocurrency’s ticker code.to the moon- a declaration and affirmation: hell yeah!
“What’s this for?!”
You start Sunday.”
“In your dreams!”
5arah shot back, surprising even herself.
Elon laughed and straightened the collar of his leather cassock as he turned to walk away.
“Keep the car,” he said.
“Offer’s always open.
That’s what you’ve never understood, and never will.
This isn’t your future.
This is my future, and I have the blockchain to prove it.
That’s what it’s all about.
I’m certain my Non-Fungible Future has a bright future.
Anyway, there you go.
I’ve laid bare to you my heart and my mind.
I hope you’re all ready for more.
Let me tell you: you ain’t ready, hedgies.
