What the Dawi can do for you

Well, this was unexpected.

Not the talent, mind, just the passion.

Tailored storytelling and sandbox freedom!

Dwarfs and blimps in Total War Warhammer 3

High adventure and Pythonesque goofiness!

And most of all, power fantasy and tense survival.

But, oh wait, the wall is made out of shotguns.

Felix fights a bloodthirster in Total War Warhammer 3

That last bit is key.

But its this well-tuned balanced imbalance that makes Malakais campaign so special.

I made plans to do other stuff with my evenings.

Malakai’s adventure tab in Total War Warhammer 3

(broken) This stupid dwarf is just too much fun.

Playing dwarfs is usually a stolid, gradual affair.

Slow growth and a slow starting economy mean playing tall before eventually expanding.

Old plague UI in Total War Warhammer 3

But Malakais airship makes him a pseudo-horde faction, giving him the mobility other dwarfs lack.

Unique events with multiple choices!

Artillery upgrades that often add extra functionality rather than just buffs!

New plague UI in Total War Warhammer 3

Evolving storylines that culminate in unique quest battles!

The system itself is great, no problems there.

But I absolutely cannot keep silent about the following art crime.

Cover image for YouTube video

Below is the old UI (left), and the new UI (right).

Im not talking about the big picture of Kugath, although that is rad.

I would buy a t-shirt with any of these on.

I would get one of them tattooed, although youll have to guess which.

I don’t like it!

At the very least, make them available to modders to make banners out of.

Great DLC btw, really liked it.

Also, I think they made Kugaths boobs smaller.

Gamers, rise up!