An exhaustive-ish list of its finest goon handles
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
2 assigns Zone-merc handles to each and every one of them.
Because your life partly depends on relieving slain foes of their belongings, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Ivan Magnet, who attracted one too many bullets.
Sashko Sick, hence the mask.
Tolyan Funky, a gifted dancer if his AI ever let him leave this wall.

Hosha Kickass, who didnt.
Borko Decibel, silenced forever.
Slava Proton, staying positive.

David Powerlifter, earning the maddest gain of all: eternal rest.
Alex the Gherkin, a nice guy but kinda fucking up the naming conventions.
Lyonya Degree, first class with honours, honest.

Kostya Lexicon, now a man of few words.
Ian Barrel, ageing no longer.
And lastly, Ivan Thermos.

His bodys not even cold yet.






