Surely the Asda Tech (real name) 4-in-1 Gaming Kit would have the answers.
Early impressions were pleasantly decent.
Worries began brewing, however, when I went to plug everything in.

And once they went on their first real gaming duty, the keyboard in particular proved perfectly adequate.
The mouse, though?
If Asda still did a Smart Price range, this would have been a Smart Price mouse.

You lie, DPI switch.
The headset, despite the ropey build quality of its own, did at least reveal some bright spots.
Just one problem: it sounded pants.

Utter, frayed, unwashed Y-fronts.
The mousemat is a mousemat.
But theyre not good.
And yet, the problem with supermarket-brand peripherals does seem limited to the execution, not the concept.
They just, uh, shouldnt be these ones.
