When will the novelty arms race end?

And I must ask: where next?

A snapping turtle biting pressure sensors?

Peanut Butter the shiba inu pressing a button at the direction of his owner, speedrunner JSR_, as they stream Gyromite for Games Done Quick

A Grey parrot to play a game without any input from you at all?

Where will this madness end!?

Although the framing of it has been “the dog is playing the game!”

Which is very well, I might add.

At a certain point you get into monkeys and typewriters territory.

Humans are not a species above locking dozens of cats in a room with NES controllers and a webcam.

Flippant jokes aside, I do hope that speedrunning dogs don’t become, like, athing.

And look, I realise I’mprobably ontologically evilfor not liking the meme dog stream as much as everyone else.