Nope, this one was even more sinister, and I absolutely refuse to unlock it.
I’m talking about the Meat Cleaver.
But wait, it gets worse:“When equipped, the Pet command becomes Butcher.
Butchered Pals will not return”.
That is so chuffingdarkI don’t even know where to begin.
This game is already a miserable time for its titular Pals, but this is a step too far.
It’s the fact that it’s called a Meat Cleaver that really gets me.
Not a Butcher Knife, but a cleaver, for meat.
Because that’s all these poor sods are to you now.
They’re just meat for the grinder, and nothing else.
That ain’t happening.
I mean, I also captured an actual human being yesterday.
And I legit caught the dude and stuffed him inside a tiny ball.
Can I butcher him too?
