You may be able to sympathise depending on your occupation.
Alternatively, she would make a killing in PR.
People love that kind of corporate embellishment.
That’s Earthling vanity for you.
#6 Forest Keeper
Forest Keepers put the ‘war’ in eco-warrior.
They’ll curb stomp you back into space if you even look at a tree distastefully.
Even if that purpose is to see it get gobbled up faster than a Creme Egg on Easter.
#5 The Masked
The Masked is just a little too try-hard.
Corporate Randalls do well in this world.
In a few years, they’ll be your manager.
Christmas is a part-time gig, and these guys need to support their families too, you know.
For that reason alone they deserve a pity place at The Company.
As a result of their year-on-year duty to the holiday, The Nutcracker has developed something of a temper.
Let’s utilise this.
The addition of shotguns and terrifying unhinged jaws earns them a spot on guard duty, at least.
Bees are hardcore, man.
Lethal Company paints a picture of a universe scrambling for resources.
With bees you’ve got the option to repopulate a planet of organic life - that means crops.
Assuming The Company cares about that sort of thing, which is unlikely.
If nothing else, they’ll motivate the other workers.
You’ll never see a person move as fast as someone surrounded by bees.
Those little sockets are well overdue for a check-up.
Just not too many, or they won’t be able to afford a house.
That’s how that works, right?
Or maybe they can save up and buy a mansion of their own.
Then hire a butler to look after it for them when they go cruising.
Of course, a butler hiring a butler does call into question the social etiquette of such a scenario.
Yes, I have just canonised The Company as bug overlords.
We don’t know what they look like so itcouldbe true.
Thus I believe the Hoarding Bugs deserve a lot more recognition and respect for their dedication to the grind.
The Hoarding Bugs are, therefore, my pick for the best workers in Lethal Company.
They must be promoted immediately and given an honourary title like employee of the month.
