Maybe turn down the volume before watching this video.
ARE YOUR NIPPLES STIFF AS BLOOD-SEASONED STARCRETE AS YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT YOUR OWN INEVITABLE MURDER???
*Compatible as a hard-sinus hallucination with all properly-calibrated astral gore computers.
TIMELESS TORMENT: The clock mocks you, reminding you of the cowardice in your indecision.
Only the swift and confident will survive.
PRIMAL GAMEPLAY: No excuses, no respite.
This is Minesweeper in its purest, most savage form.
THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE: String inferences together to create a perfect modus tollens.
Minesweeper is essentially a striptease you have to draw out for as long as possible.
Ah, this feels likethe kind of thing Cara Ellison would have written upif she were still here.
