Blistered thumbs
Raise your thumb if youve ever impaled it on a HeroQuest skeletons scythe.
Countrys gone soft these days, I tell you.
Ive seen those new Heroquest skellies.
You couldnt injure yourself on those scythes if you tried.
Its polearm-ical correctness gone mad!
How does one measure the size of a labyrinthine fantasy world, exactly?
Ah, theyve got a graph and everything!
Ive written about how much I love bespoke death events before, so this speaks to me.
In that time, the land of Kal Torlin prospered and the events of Shadowgate were forgotten.
But once again evil is stirring, scheming to bring the world to ruin.
Ah, 35 actual real-life years, I getcha.
I get the sense a fair few people were excited for it, henceits succesful Kickstarter.
Did you play Shadowgate?
Would you…kissShadowgate?
