I need it so much.
Most of our readers, I understand, already live their lives like cool cyberpunk outsiders.
You’re living tomorrow, today, and I’m happy for you.

But won’t someone think of The Man?
A perfectly optimised gadget.
Not a gram wasted.

Now that’s what I call megacorpin'.
It cuts me up that Victorinox discontinued this knife a decade before I even knew it existed.
The Midnite Manager@work is a knife for fakers.
It’s an affront to real cyberpunks like me.
Two shimmering blue non-eutactic blades would pop out between index and middle fingers, operated with a snipping gesture.