It’s a neat little time waster.

Seriously, look at these miserable lads.

The strawberries, I get.

Different coloured fruits with faces in Suika

Strawberries are delicious and they have every right to be cheeky-cheery.

It’s chuffing bright pink, for crying out loud, which just straight up isn’t right.

And what’s with the apple’s toothy grin as well?

Two runs of fruit physics game Suika

That souless, dead-eyed stare and gnashing grin has to be hiding something.

His meteoric rise to popularity is why they’re all here in the first.

He’s the top dog, err… food stuff.

The fruit table for the free version of Suika

Of course, he’s going to be pleased as punch about it.

I mean, it’s noHoledown, but what is?

A screenshot of the official Suika puzzle game