It’s a neat little time waster.
Seriously, look at these miserable lads.
The strawberries, I get.

Strawberries are delicious and they have every right to be cheeky-cheery.
It’s chuffing bright pink, for crying out loud, which just straight up isn’t right.
And what’s with the apple’s toothy grin as well?

That souless, dead-eyed stare and gnashing grin has to be hiding something.
His meteoric rise to popularity is why they’re all here in the first.
He’s the top dog, err… food stuff.

Of course, he’s going to be pleased as punch about it.
I mean, it’s noHoledown, but what is?
