“I really like cats, I just hate the internet UWU nonsense about cats,” I said.

This is a bold claim, because there are more than 40 to collect.

Making your way back home is quite a relaxed affair, and you could spend your time meandering.

The cat in Little Kitty, Big City wearing a melon hat (it is unflattering)

I do have complaints beyond the hats.

Little Kitty, Big City is a kind of janky game.

I tried carrying on, because it was quite funny, but it was hard to get anything done.

Buying hat’s from the gacha machine run by a crow in Little Kity, Big City

I realise this is a bit, “Oh yeah?

But what if things were entirely different?

Then they wouldn’t be the same!”

Perusing the cat hat menu in Little Kitty, Big City

That doesn’t really matter.

It’s a nice cat.

You get cat emotes like Big Stretch.

The cat in Little Kitty, Big City cleaning itself while wearing a small purple witch’s hat

Can’t massively complain about that, can you?

See those luminous green eyes, the large and well-shaped ears.

What a good cat.

A corncob hat just won in Little Kitty, Big City

but the apple hat is a very uncharming hat on the cat!

I would need more!

They don’t flatter our protagonist.

And I worry that they would be uncomfortable and pin their ears to their head.

Disclosure: the writer on Little Kitty Big City is Philippa Warr, who used to work here.