• because your index has a lot of extra information and sometimes you just have to make a punt.

Much of the joy of HSH is in the index entries.

Remembering all your index info becomes an acute challenge on some calls where the system goes down.

A woman calling Home Safety Hotline to scream ‘OHH GOD! MY JEREMY! MY JEREMY!'

But these things, while cool, all seem to just… go away.

The former employee is caught.

The weird caller is found and cut out of the system.

A weird caller called Buzz Goober saying he has ‘Snappers itchin’ and whoopin, cryin’ all over the place' in Home Safety Hotline

Which is perhaps ironic, given the ending.

A caller in Home Safety Hotline ringing to say he can’t remember his wife’s face

A frantic email from a former employee at Home Safety Hotline, letting you know their hiding place has been found