For the love of god, send in the Nazgul
Tales Of The Shireunfolds in a world without shadow.
Oh god, no.
Oh god, get it off me.
Will the Ringwraiths come?
No, they wont.
Will I get to see Bilbo descend into madness?
Tales Of The Shire is every bit the extraordinarily happy Hobbit life sim it comes off as.
Its Tolkiens Green Hill Zone, a gust of sunshine before the plunge into Moria and Mordor.
I dont mean any of the above as criticism.
As Sylvia Plath wrote, the flowers are too vivid, too excitable.
The air is too balmy.
Perhaps the sunshine is bait, and the second half of the game consists ofThe Scouring of the Shire.
I can imagine people getting murdered here.
There are certainly a few hobbits that have it coming.
I guess I should stop wringing my hands and roll through a few specifics.
There are three things I especially like about Tales Of The Shire as a HobbityStardew Valley.
One is the waypointing system, which consists of birds.
Dont fret too much if you screw up, however.
Theres no odds of becoming a village pariah for oversalting the soup you just have to keep trying.
