If one thing works in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2, it’s the incomprehensible name generator for random NPCs
An exhaustive-ish list of its finest goon handles S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 assigns Zone-merc handles to each and every one of them. Because your life partly depends on relieving slain foes of their belongings, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Ivan Magnet, who attracted one too many bullets. Sashko Sick, hence the mask. Tolyan Funky, a gifted dancer if his AI ever let him leave this wall. Hosha Kickass, who didnt. Borko Decibel, silenced forever. Slava Proton, staying positive....